kicksandscribbles:

izbooty:

thiswillonlyhurtalittle:

darjeelingandcoke:

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

*loud French sobbing*

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

Of course! (At least I’ll try anyway!)

The joke is a play on two Ancient Greek individuals and how their names are pronounced

Euripides sounds like “you rip a dese (these)?” When said out loud and Eumenides sounds like “you mend eh dese (these)”